Vincent's Absinthe Night Terrors

Runner's World added these glasses into its roundup for Gear of the Year.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.

ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

-Lens: Polarized
-Lens: UV400 Protection
-Frame: PC frame with grip coating
-Weight: 22 grams

So named for the black fingernails and green eyes of the late-and-great-tortured-artist and social-absinthe-alcoholic who most don't realize was also an ultra-long-distance sprinter. His famed Starry Night painting was inspired from an overnight 72K race he lost to Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. You can't make this stuff up.