Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

NO SLIP - A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

NO BOUNCE - Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

REFLECTIVE LENSES - Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.